Archive for the 'Witticisms' Category

Empty Space

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

“The Galaxy is mostly made up of Hydrogen & Ignorance”

– John Dobson, a 91-year-old former Vedanta monk who invented a telescope mount that made looking at the stars accessible to everyone; and who cofounded the Sidewalk Astronomers.

Determination

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Anyone can drink, but few can match my determination !

- johnny dep in The Libertine

code thoughts

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Larry Wall, the author of Perl, once wrote that the three essential character flaws of any good programmer were sloth, impatience and hubris.

silence before storms

Monday, December 31st, 2007

“Give me a moment with the Server alone…

we’re going to have a little ‘chat ”

– JAaronAnderson.com

Experience Empowerment

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

If management has the experience/education to make the determination, then management has the experience/education to do the implementation themselves.

DSPoole Expert Exchange.

dont quit

Friday, December 14th, 2007

What did a business programmer say to the hacker…

Dont quit your “Night” Job ! ….

lol ;)

art of science

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

What is useful for mankind is the simple observation of an experimental result which in itself creates a new world from the old.

-Brian Depalma

excuse me, Im busy

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

“People who say something cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are too damn busy getting shit done!”

~ J Aaron Anderson

conceptualized and adapted from a previous unknown author’s quote…

 

I am numb to this world

Monday, September 18th, 2006

“You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.”
– Ray Bradbury

Why it’s called money

Saturday, September 16th, 2006

If you can’t pursue a subject in depth on your blog, what kind of world are we living in? A pondering line that eats away at me is the Danny DeVito quote from Heist again and again and again and again. Surfing I found this line :

… a line in the excellent 2001 David Mamet film Heist. Danny DeVito’s character, Mickey Bergman, says: “Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money.”

Mamet’s intended effect with this line is clear; it perfectly captures Bergman’s obsession. If anyone knows me they know I love Mamet’s writing and twists… It’s as if, to Bergman, even the sound of (the word) “money” is … well, for lack of a better way to put it, is synonymous with what the word means.

To me, this misses what makes DeVito/Bergman’s statement really funny. For it’s not just the idea of the meaning of the word ‘money’ being carried in the sound. It goes deeper: it’s the thought of the power of the concept itself - the object, money - as having passed over in some sort into the word. I don’t know whether David Mamet actually had that in mind - money as thing with inherent power - but it isn’t a new thought in mankind’s history. In a famous passage from The Economic and Philosophical Manuscripts of 1844, Marx quotes Goethe and Shakespeare (in turn here):

[1] Six stallions, say, I can afford,
Is not their strength my property?
I tear along, a sporting lord,
As if their legs belonged to me.
…..
[2] Thus much of this will make black white, foul fair,
Wrong right, base noble, old young, coward valiant.
… Why, this
Will lug your priests and servants from your sides,
Pluck stout men’s pillows from below their heads:
This yellow slave
Will knit and break religions, bless the accursed…

And Marx cites these lines in support of the thought that…

… money is… the object of eminent possession. The universality of its property is the omnipotence of its being.

He goes on to develop the theme like this:

That which is for me through the medium of money - that for which I can pay (i.e., which money can buy) - that am I myself, the possessor of the money. The extent of the power of money is the extent of my power. Money’s properties are my - the possessor’s - properties and essential powers. Thus, what I am and am capable of is by no means determined by my individuality. I am ugly, but I can buy for myself the most beautiful of women. Therefore I am not ugly, for the effect of ugliness - its deterrent power - is nullified by money. I, according to my individual characteristics, am lame, but money furnishes me with twenty-four feet. Therefore I am not lame. I am bad, dishonest, unscrupulous, stupid; but money is honoured, and hence its possessor. Money is the supreme good, therefore its possessor is good.

And so on. Marx here sets out an idea he would later elaborate further in the notion of commodity fetishism: in the present context, the nub of it is that money is endowed with power, but this is a social and not a natural power (Marx writes: ‘Money is the alienated ability of mankind’). People, though, come to think of the thing just in itself as possessing and exuding that power.

As the thing to the social power it is endowed with, so the word to the thing and, via the thing, to the same pervasive power. That’s why it’s called money. The word itself sings out the very power, almost magical, that it stands for - sings just like Liza Minnelli and Joel Grey in Cabaret:

Money money
Money money
Money money
Money money…

The Experiment of existance

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

Is God an a priori condition for the existence of reality? What is prior before prior? The cosmic primordial field exists because it exists. I am because I am is the first statement of God. “The T.V. screen is the retina of the mind’s eye.” God is exploring the inner anatomy of himself. Dive deep into the sea of mind and find the gem of love.

By approaching that which we seek we lose the sense of reason and bewitch our minds. The circle is closing and we are no further ahead. God is power and with power you have no choice. The endless bargain of infinity turns us round again.

For the sake of argument we must assume that consciousness in Nature is the essence of the mind of God. The why of the why, the sine qua non. This reminds me of the Platonic dialogue where, Socrates demonstrates the existence of geometric forms, a priori, i.e. square, circle, triangle in the mind of the student, - without the necessity for the existence of written diagrams. Socrates shows certain geometric forms are innate in the mind, preordaining the written diagrams.

So we must accept the natural elements which are given to us as the building blocks of our world. I would rather serve in Heaven than rule in Hell. I accept the concepts given to me as the elementary constructions of the mind. God is trapped in his own existence as no mere mortal can imagine. Why is this true? I have no answer to this existence.

This presupposes I am God; but I am God. There is no separation from God for God and his existence go together. If God were separate from his existence a new interpretation would be possible and offers interesting possibilities.

Something from nothing is only a creative concept, it tells us nothing about the existence of reality. The best the creative thinkers of this world have been able to come up with, and I include myself in that category, is that the cosmic primordial field cannot be deduced since the logical elements of deduction, i.e. words, are in themselves inferred natural elementary symbolisms. Since the basis of which we are arguing is in itself a logical interpretation we are on shifting sands and our thoughts become indeterminate, undefined.

Logic is a self-justifying system, circularities and tautologies are it’s only result. Consequently nothing can be proved by logic alone. The Universe we exist in exists because it exists.

The same can be said for the cosmic primordial field. The question is not whether we have to posit or deduce because it is not in the province of logic to be able to arrive at the truth.

Truth can only be determined by experiment. The experiment of existence is something even God cannot try. Because God is the subject of his own experiment. The fact that this conversation is going on at all is because God is not the only concept which fills the Universe. There is the imperfection of God which makes man question his own desires.

Bruce DePalma

hungry for that killer instinct

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

I love the quote I came up with tonight - I love it! It inspires the killer instinct within…

… stay hungry … stay really really hungry…
J Aaron Anderson